WHat? I'm not in Georgia anymore. duh.
Gerry Rafferty comes in the mail tomorrow... AND SHEENA. Sheena isn't in the mail though.
maybe i'll have a dream later.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Monday, April 28, 2008
hello.
I've had many exciting dreams. I've encountered many exciting occurances. I have lots of great stories, but unfortunately i'm too busy to tell them to you.
Buy my book.
Love,
Magical Devin.
Buy my book.
Love,
Magical Devin.
Sunday, February 10, 2008
grammys. stupid, stupid grammys.
Why stupid, you say?
because it's all a bunch of puffy hollywood bitches that aren't really good for anything, and most of whom don't even make their own music.
ultimately, i'm just jealous. I should be there...THEN it would be a good show.
because it's all a bunch of puffy hollywood bitches that aren't really good for anything, and most of whom don't even make their own music.
ultimately, i'm just jealous. I should be there...THEN it would be a good show.
Monday, February 4, 2008
Now this is what i'm talking about, people.
so, my friends and I (Claudia, Sheena) have begun a "mix cd exchange," if you will. The Idea is that every month, one person makes a mix cd for said month (with any given theme pertaining to that month's activities, holiday, etc.) and sends it to the other two parties. I think it's a splendid idea... and fortunately for this one, it wasn't the splendid idea that "didn't happen."
so anyhow, that was just an introduction for what's to come.
January Mix: Music that's not from the USA
this cd is wonderfux... now i've only listened to it three times, but there are some definite stand out tracks for me:
Norway "Where Happiness Lives"
I love the alt-country feel. I am listening to alot of alt-country lately. I think it has something to do with being in the middle of where? anyhow, good song.
Trio Mocotö "Onde Anda O Meu Amor(com Zuco)"
I really wish I was driving along the sea with the windows down listening to this. In attempt to recreate that feeling, I nearly froze whilst driving home. boo winter. I want to sit at a bar and laugh and watch people dance to this song. That sounds like a really exhilirating experience
The Shortwave Set "Is It Any Wonder"
I don't know what this reminds me of. The girl's voice catches me offguard still, but I like it. there's some good music coming from the UK as of late. that makes my boobies jiggle.
Thomas Dybdahl "Cecilia"
This guy is from Norway too, and has four freakin' albums. I've heard very little (I ventured over to his myspace after hearing this song) but what I hear, I like alot. smoky vocals, sexy grooves? it reminds me slightly of ed harcourt, whom I love immorally. Thomas Dybdahl. listen to it.
Gogol Bordello "Alcohol"
Good ole' Gogol. I heard about this wonderful outfit through Jake, whom I work with. His mustache grows better than mine, and I think it stems from listening to this band. Good stuff.
The rest of the cd will come to me upon more listens.
too bad for you bitches, because you can't have one.
ha ha HA.
Saturday, February 2, 2008
dear dlisted. I love you.
"Punxsutawney Phil saw his own shadow in Pennsylvania this morning which means there's 6 more extra weeks of Winter. Each February 2nd thousands of people travel to Punxsutawney, PA to watch that dumb bitch Phil come out of his hole. Bitch was probably drunk! He doesn't know what he saw. The tradition is if Phil sees his shadow, there's 6 weeks more of Winter and if he doesn't, Spring comes early.
However, Phil's arch rival, Gen. Beauregard Lee in Georgia, did not see his shadow this morning. I'm going with Beauregard Lee. He has the dumbest name, but he's probably the smarter groundhog.
Screw that Phil! He's a wife beater and a drunk. I can tell. Look at him. He can barely keep his eyes open. He didn't see shit!
Happy Groundhog day!"
However, Phil's arch rival, Gen. Beauregard Lee in Georgia, did not see his shadow this morning. I'm going with Beauregard Lee. He has the dumbest name, but he's probably the smarter groundhog.
Screw that Phil! He's a wife beater and a drunk. I can tell. Look at him. He can barely keep his eyes open. He didn't see shit!
Happy Groundhog day!"
...
personally, I don't believe in a groundhog's ability to decipher the length of winter.
stupid groundhog bitch.
a beauitful day at my favorite job.
good ole' BEST WESTERN.
It's a choice between "Father of the Bride I" AND "II"
ORRRR
"Charlies Angels II: Full Throttle" and "Fantastic Four (Extended Director's Cut)"
Ten bucks if you can guess which option i'm choosing.
It's a choice between "Father of the Bride I" AND "II"
ORRRR
"Charlies Angels II: Full Throttle" and "Fantastic Four (Extended Director's Cut)"
Ten bucks if you can guess which option i'm choosing.
Thursday, January 31, 2008
the end of the world, according to Devin
My dream last night was quite magnificent...so magnificent that I may not remember all of it, but I remember that it was AWESOME.
So, i'm in some rural neighborhood, and it all beings with a loud bang (not unlike the beginning of terror in cloverfield). The people I am with (sheena, my brother, his wife salena, my mother, and some other people? that escapes me) and I go outside, and it's snowing volcanic ash...from there, news spreads of a civil war occurring within the neighborhood, and it just so happens that the battlefield is across the valley from where I am, and you can see it quite clearly...very old school battle style....straight lines of soldiers (all wearing 1865 civil war uniforms, which made me laugh) and muskets, all contained within a picket fence area in front of a home, so in other words, very SMALL civil war.
hahahahahaha.
People see the battle, and retreat to their homes...I think my home was playing either mouse trap, boggle, or monopoly...when finally the shooting ended, I sneak outside, down into the valley, and up the other side to the battlefield, when I see the "last man standing", a general of some sort (I knew who he was in my dream) coming towards me, looking very angry... I turn to hide, and notice my brother and his wife behind me. I sush them, and push them into the brush that covered the entire hill up to the battlefield (imagine all brush-like small dead trees, with a jagged path leading between it all). we peer through the brush and falling volcanic ash to watch "the general" pass us and continue down the path to the bottom of the hill...I sneak out and follow his steps...but not too closely...in a James Bond manner. As we reach the bottom of the hill, the general turns as if he hears something, and again I sink into the brush, but in a place where he is still visible, and I see him remove a MASK (omg) and lift this hidden panel that was covered with grass, take out a bookbag, put on a safari hat, and disappear into the night.
I'm baffled, but only for a moment.
So we continue our evening of hasbro games, and go to sleep.
Awaking the next morning, things are worse than they seem...we have taken to the streets, along with thousands and thousands of other people, who occasionally loot or steal a car. I look into the morning sky, and see this fuming cloud swirling around something that looks like a tampon (I know). I laugh for a second, and then realize that the sun is GONE, and this fuming tampon or swirling smoke is emitting the light we formerly knew from the sun. I ask a fellow looter "wtf" and he explains that this was the government's answer to not having a sun, but it's not going to last long.
I'm shocked, confused, and slightly hurt.
I collect myself, and then ask "well what happened to the sun" He turns and points at the sky behind me. In fear, I turn very slowly.
wow.
The sun has become a GIANT version of earth, with beautiful green land masses and swirling clouds. it's beautiful, but then the reailty sinks in that the sun no longer exists, yet for some reason I don't panic.
I go to the mall.
???
so, we're are walking through a mall that I've never been to (oh, by the way, the continued journey includes sheena, my brother, and salena), and we're trying to decide what stores we want to loot. Much to my chagrin, this mall is full of Gaps and Banana Republics and crap of that manner, but at the end of the mall, as if the "light at the end of the tunnel" lies Bloomingdales, to which I yell "a glowing beacon of hope!"
Sheena says "omg I totally want to loot Bloomingdales"
as we make our way towards the store, I see that it's a GIGANTIC Bloomingdales, a I can make out railings of the second and third levels from the ground...and by the looks of it, the ceiling is about 100 feet above the flooring of the third level.
As we get closer, we see all the security guards with guns and batons walking through the racks of clothing, and chicken out.
The next recollection of this dream is myself and my continued group of flunkies (sheena, my brother, and salena) around a pool, and i'm wearing new clothes from bloomingdales. we're throwing some strange space-aged ball that rotates when you touch it, so it's very hard to hold onto, and we're throwing it back and forth across the pool. The only catch is, if you drop it, it blows up like a nuclear bomb. So my brother and I are throwing it back and forth with no problems, until he decides to be a jerk and throw it towards to water, so I jump across the pool and catch it just before it hits the water...thus ruining my new bloomingdales clothes...They all have a chuckle at my expense, whilst I cry like a babe.
Last instance of the dream that I can recall, we are playing video games, and i'm trying to select a character, and this videogame controller is like a book that opens, with 2-inch colored square buttons, evenly dispersed upon each side of the "book". You've got to select your character by pressing ALL of the buttons on either side of the book that match your character's color. I did not know this, and press a button that earns me the character of "ginger ale"
I swear aloud, yelling about how I do not want to be ginger ale, and salena laughs at me (laughing mixed with snorting).
good morning. it's 9:30
So, i'm in some rural neighborhood, and it all beings with a loud bang (not unlike the beginning of terror in cloverfield). The people I am with (sheena, my brother, his wife salena, my mother, and some other people? that escapes me) and I go outside, and it's snowing volcanic ash...from there, news spreads of a civil war occurring within the neighborhood, and it just so happens that the battlefield is across the valley from where I am, and you can see it quite clearly...very old school battle style....straight lines of soldiers (all wearing 1865 civil war uniforms, which made me laugh) and muskets, all contained within a picket fence area in front of a home, so in other words, very SMALL civil war.
hahahahahaha.
People see the battle, and retreat to their homes...I think my home was playing either mouse trap, boggle, or monopoly...when finally the shooting ended, I sneak outside, down into the valley, and up the other side to the battlefield, when I see the "last man standing", a general of some sort (I knew who he was in my dream) coming towards me, looking very angry... I turn to hide, and notice my brother and his wife behind me. I sush them, and push them into the brush that covered the entire hill up to the battlefield (imagine all brush-like small dead trees, with a jagged path leading between it all). we peer through the brush and falling volcanic ash to watch "the general" pass us and continue down the path to the bottom of the hill...I sneak out and follow his steps...but not too closely...in a James Bond manner. As we reach the bottom of the hill, the general turns as if he hears something, and again I sink into the brush, but in a place where he is still visible, and I see him remove a MASK (omg) and lift this hidden panel that was covered with grass, take out a bookbag, put on a safari hat, and disappear into the night.
I'm baffled, but only for a moment.
So we continue our evening of hasbro games, and go to sleep.
Awaking the next morning, things are worse than they seem...we have taken to the streets, along with thousands and thousands of other people, who occasionally loot or steal a car. I look into the morning sky, and see this fuming cloud swirling around something that looks like a tampon (I know). I laugh for a second, and then realize that the sun is GONE, and this fuming tampon or swirling smoke is emitting the light we formerly knew from the sun. I ask a fellow looter "wtf" and he explains that this was the government's answer to not having a sun, but it's not going to last long.
I'm shocked, confused, and slightly hurt.
I collect myself, and then ask "well what happened to the sun" He turns and points at the sky behind me. In fear, I turn very slowly.
wow.
The sun has become a GIANT version of earth, with beautiful green land masses and swirling clouds. it's beautiful, but then the reailty sinks in that the sun no longer exists, yet for some reason I don't panic.
I go to the mall.
???
so, we're are walking through a mall that I've never been to (oh, by the way, the continued journey includes sheena, my brother, and salena), and we're trying to decide what stores we want to loot. Much to my chagrin, this mall is full of Gaps and Banana Republics and crap of that manner, but at the end of the mall, as if the "light at the end of the tunnel" lies Bloomingdales, to which I yell "a glowing beacon of hope!"
Sheena says "omg I totally want to loot Bloomingdales"
as we make our way towards the store, I see that it's a GIGANTIC Bloomingdales, a I can make out railings of the second and third levels from the ground...and by the looks of it, the ceiling is about 100 feet above the flooring of the third level.
As we get closer, we see all the security guards with guns and batons walking through the racks of clothing, and chicken out.
The next recollection of this dream is myself and my continued group of flunkies (sheena, my brother, and salena) around a pool, and i'm wearing new clothes from bloomingdales. we're throwing some strange space-aged ball that rotates when you touch it, so it's very hard to hold onto, and we're throwing it back and forth across the pool. The only catch is, if you drop it, it blows up like a nuclear bomb. So my brother and I are throwing it back and forth with no problems, until he decides to be a jerk and throw it towards to water, so I jump across the pool and catch it just before it hits the water...thus ruining my new bloomingdales clothes...They all have a chuckle at my expense, whilst I cry like a babe.
Last instance of the dream that I can recall, we are playing video games, and i'm trying to select a character, and this videogame controller is like a book that opens, with 2-inch colored square buttons, evenly dispersed upon each side of the "book". You've got to select your character by pressing ALL of the buttons on either side of the book that match your character's color. I did not know this, and press a button that earns me the character of "ginger ale"
I swear aloud, yelling about how I do not want to be ginger ale, and salena laughs at me (laughing mixed with snorting).
good morning. it's 9:30
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